Let's take a moment now and reflect On your retirement and what to expect. First, this doesn't mean you get control of the remote If you even try I'll shake you by your throat. Next you need to remember that I'm retired too And I already have far too much to do So it will not matter what you say Don't expect me to prepare three meals a day. Perhaps you could stay in bed until lunch Then we could consider your first meal brunch. Plus you wouldn't be underfoot and in my way I could still salvage half of my day. The afternoons we can always spend together But it will be doing some chores and whatever. The last thing on my agenda will be the nights When we'll hug, smooch and snuggle and turn off the lights |